Bet you break a smile!

Bet you break a smile!

  •  Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

  • What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.

  • Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

  • Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

  • Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

  • What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

  • Why did the scarecrow become a successful pet trainer? Because he was outstanding in his field.

  • What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

  • Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!

  • Have you got a joke? please share below! (be clean though 😂)

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